The Worst Secretary Updates

In keeping with being a terrible “secretary”, I have fallen behind already on reporting the incidents involving my mistaken identity. 
A few minutes ago, the president closed her door to take a phone call. Just now, someone came by looking for her.
Person: “Do you know who she is in there with?”
Me: “Actually, she’s on the phone.” Nailed it.
Person: “You’re starting to get good at knowing these things.”
Apparently, my reputation precedes me.
In other news, I’m thinking of making a tip jar to put on my desk. Good idea?

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