Things My Absentee Best Friend Should Tell Me:

1) Remember when she said she might come visit (it pains me to use this term when I refer to) Texas in August? I have good news for her! It's August. Now where's my good news? (Emphasis on the word good.)

2) How have her classes been? What was she even taking?

3) How has her summer been? What does she do outside of work and school?

4) Boys. I know there's at least one.

5) What she thinks about the new Avatar stuff. Let's start with the movie.

6) Psych? Leverage? Meg from Veronica Mars taking over the world, one of my favorite shows at a time?

7) That she's going to come visit me at Baylor soon because I've been to (freakin' far away, high in the sky, in a bowl, surrouned by year-round snow-capped mountains) Provo, what is it, three times now? and she's been to Baylor...once? So that we can go tortilla tossing, to brunch, to church-with-me-for-once-'cause-she's-never-been-but-I've-been-to-SEMINARY-with-her-in-Magnolia-and-several-times-to-Sunday-church-in-Utah-and-I-think-I-might-know-more-about-their-church-hierarchy-than-I-do-my-own, so we can see an old movie for .50c, meet crazies in the library again (never fails to be entertaining), sneak into the Draper attic and have a campout, swim my in my apartment's dangerous two-and-a-half foot deep pool (we should invest in floaties), to have an old fashion, sleeping-bag-Disney-movie-sleepover, to name a few.

8) That we should skype (once I fix my computer...)

9) The size of the new monitor she got.

10) Her plan for after graduation!


Things I Should Tell My Bestie:

0) She should tell me these things by phone! I miss her voice.

.5) That's 0 and this is .5 because I'm too lazy to renumber. Again.

1) She's the only one who sometimes reads my blog, so I can pull stunts like this. Look out!

2) Suessland (because, um, hello?)

4) She told me that she didn't use the email I used to send her stuff on, and to send it to a different email. I tired that, I don't think it worked (I just got confirmation that it did work!)

5) About Katy's wedding.

6) About Desnekka's baby!!!

7) Maybe about the unmentionable goatee...thing... if I'm feeling up to it and manage to keep all the laughter that's going on in my head just thinking about it quiet so the people at work don't call the men in white coats (oh man, if they have comical goatees too, I'm so screwed) to carry me off to a nice, safe, rubber room where they have nuts. Nuts? I like nuts. They make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a padded room. I liked it there; I died there. They buried me; the flowers grew. One grew up, one grew down. One tickled my toes - it drove me nuts. I seriously forgot what I was saying. I remembered: Yes, I'm writing this at work. But I wrote it at lunch (at least, that's when I started...)!

8) I bet she was wondering where 3) went. It's up next.

3) I LOVE HER!

9) And the numbering for this is why I don't do math.

10) That I just got a post from her on Facebook :) and I remembered the rest of number 7!