As I have recently graduated from college, I have filled out a LOT of applications, written a LOT of cover letters and tweaked my resume a LOT. Most of these I've sent online and via email attachments. I'm always paranoid I'll and the wrong file. This person had that issue, but it's almost so wrong it's right...

Almost.

What you don't see in the first image is a spiderweb. Not just any spiderweb either; it spans the entire width of the driveway and it was not there this morning. I was actually avoiding the path to the door because I noticed a spiderweb there the night before. Ironically, of course, I walked right into this one. At least it was to the far right, away from the spiders in the middle. Yes, multiple spiders!!

If I'm dead in the morning, you know what happened. I'd drive my car through the web, but then I'd have to dump my car in the lake, and that would make going to get my brain checked for spider eggs a lot harder.

Off to take ten baths now. If you use your imagination, you might be able to see it in the second picture...